Pome of loss

I went out to the nightclub

I really liked the bands

But when I got back to my home

I didn’t have my hands

I went out grocery shopping

To get lettuce and meat

I brought home both my grocery bags

But left behind my feet

I went out to have breakfast

Some bacon and some eggs

I remembered to bring back my coat

But left behind both legs

I went to see a movie

The funny ones are best

Good thing I ate my popcorn then

Because now I’ve lost my chest

I better stay around the house

In fact, I’ll remain in bed

The way that this is going

My next trip, I’ll lose my head