Cars for Hats

The price of gas is so high these days

It really blows my mind

And that will make me panic

For I am a car-loving kind

It calls for drastic measures

And I think I’m up to that

So I’ve joined the maybe millions who are

Wearing their cars like a hat.

We’re wearing our cars like hats these days

It does take a strong neck

And motor oil dripping down your back?

You have to say, What the heck!

But I need to take my car with me

Wherever I may go

And that is why the latest style

Is to wear a car chapeau.

I’ve got a little import

So I wear it with some ease

But the story isn’t quite the same

For those with SUV’s.

I wish my car had ear muffs

For the coldest days around

But the only muffler it has

Only reduces engine sound.

If I see that you are coming

And I happen to know who you are

I may give you my usual greeting –

A little tip of the car;

But after a day of wearing it

I’m ready for several naps

But such are the trials of those who wear

Their automobiles for caps