Oh Gert

I’m singin Oh Susannah
Pluckin geetar with my toes
And I’m getting most the melody
By hummin thru my nose
I’m singin Oh Susannah
Even tho your name is Gert
And if you don’t smile a little bit
I feel so awful hurt
Oh Gert Oh Gert
Don’t cry for me.

I don’t come from Alabamy
I don’t come from anywhere
And I need to stop and sit a spell
But my butt can’t take a chair
I’m on my way this evenin
And I’ll be there by tonight
I may be a sight for sore eyes
Or I may just be a sight
Oh Gert Oh Gert
Don’t cry for me.

In fact I got no geetar
Cuz I went and got it lost
And I do not have a nose to hum
Cuz that was frozen off
I can’t recall the melody
Cuz I don’t have a head
I am not exactly livin
But I also ain’t quite dead
Oh Gert Oh Gert
Don’t cry for me.