king of comebacks, almost

I’m the ace of snappy comebacks

There are few that are as great

But my greatest comeback drawback:

Mine are almost always late.

He might give me a rude gesture

Or rude language you might speak

I’ll send back a snappy comeback

But it might just come next week.

You might try to get me flustered

Or instill a sense of fear

I will smother you in comeback

But it might not come this year.

Did you say I had a horse face?

Did you say I am a lout?

Just you wait, I’ve got a comeback

But I need to think it out.

I will kill you with the comebacks

Or your sister, or your pappy

But you’ll find that my great comebacks

Aren’t what you might call so snappy.