Saturday, February 16, 2008

messed up me

i wear my foot inside my mouth
cause that is where it goes
i keep both my left and right hands
deep inside my nose
i wear my shoes upon my head
i want to start a style
and gather round you people
to see my happy buttocks smile

my hair grows on my kneecaps
and my teeth are on my chin
i am twice as fat as i am
and i'm also twice as thin
friends say i should see a counselor
my mania to surmise
and i wish that i could see one
but my shorts cover my eyes.

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