bad morning blues

I guess I still was sleepy

Perhaps it was that nagging cough

But I ate a bowl of alarm clock

And turned my oatmeal off.

I tossed and turned the whole night thru

now I feel like such a dope

For I took my bath in the litter box

And fed the cats the soap.

I stayed up well past midnight

And I’m reaping what I sewed

I peed into the orange juice

And drank the whole commode.

Tomorrow is another day

This morning was a waste

For I brushed with my newspaper

And I read all the toothpaste.