i'm watching myself closely

I’m watching myself closely
I think I am a spy
I find myself in closets
And looking way too sly
I have a sneaky kneecap
I have a private eye
I’m watching very closely
I think I am a spy

I’m starting not to trust me
Who am I spying for?
I’m lurking in the bedroom
Hiding behind the door
I’m sifting thru my underwear
And listening thru the floor
I don’t know if I trust me
Who am I spying for?

Some spies could sink the country
I have to spy on me
I could be spying for the French
Or for some enemy
I might be a secret agent
From XY or KGB
I cannot let me from my sight
I have to spy on me