i went to the meeting

I went to the meeting
It was all the air and I
There were no other people
Not a single gal or guy

I called the meeting started
All the air kept very still
We made some tough decisions
We didn’t willy nill.

I kept to the agenda
The air didn’t seem to mind
But I disagreed on one point
And that put us in a bind

The air was the tie-breaker
But it would not side with me
So I tabled that one motion
On a technicality

We called the meeting over
Myself and all the air
And we prided our efficiency
As we got up from the chair.