i am telling you the story

I am telling you the story
Of the toast and the two thirds
But I’ll have to use my numbers
For I did not bring my words

It all started on a Wednesday
Which is number eighty-three
And the characters are five and six
And eight and nine and me

We got in a situation
Which is number one oh two
And it won’t be twenty-five or three
What would a poor four do?

And the toast had ten sharp cheddars
Which is kind of a disease
For I ran out of my numbers
And I had to use my cheese.