Monday, November 3, 2008

Do Not Vote for Elbow

Do not vote for Elbow
He did not earn your vote
He does not practice hygiene
He smells just like a goat

His promises are empty
And few of them make sense
He promises more matches
And pickets for your fence

His negative campaigning
Is also so untrue
He does not smear his opponents
He smears both me and you

His speeches are ridiculous
And never seem to end
He looks so darn unfriendly
When he refers to you as “friend.”

He did not visit your town
By train or bus or boat
But if you decide to vote for him
I guess it is your vote.

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