bathtub commute

I have a long commute to make
An hour or two by car
And I have to leave real early
When I have to go so far
I like to know, when I’m at work,
I’m smelling my very best
But to get my bath before my commute
Can really be a test.

So I talked to my mechanic
And I told him of my plans
And he really is about the best
He really understands
He likes to go out of his way
He’s so above the bar
That he did the near impossible
And put a bathtub in my car.

I have a bathtub in my car
The water gets real hot
And I can bathe so leisurely
On my way to my parking spot
My co-workers are envious
They think I am so cool
And what will turn most every head
Is my backseat whirlpool.