raymond and you

Raymond could make a mess
When he made one he would confess
He’d say that he made it
But the way that he’d say it
Kind of made you want to clean up that mess

Raymond could fly a kite
In the daytime or in the night
But the way that he flew it
Insists that you blew it
And your blowing did keep up that kite

Raymond he had a leg
With such a misfortunate sag
When he wanted to walk it
He’d just have to talk it
And you would be moving that leg

Raymond, he had a barge
That was so incredibly large
When he wanted to sail it…

Oh, it looks like you had enough
And that’s why that gun you discharged.