ode to bathroom

I need a break from the world at large
Its rigor, its crazy, its test
I need a room to get away
I need a place to rest
So I go to the bathroom
It is small and it has tile
I can hide inside the bathroom
For at least a little while.

I have a room to sleep in
And I have a room to eat
I have a room to hang my coat
And the shoes that wear my feet
But sometimes I just need a place
That’s only made for rest
The bathroom is my special place
The room I like the best.

I like my little bathroom
I sit in there and read
I leave it feeling satisfied
At least I might have peed
Sometimes the water doesn’t stop
So I fix the toilet flap
Compared to little bathroom
All other rooms are crap.